A question, for the after life.

So, speaking matter of fact-ly, let's list all the things, we can do.


You can  drive really fast, and you can change your sex.
You can find friends without having to go look out for them, and you can see movies in your own house.
You can order food, and it will come right to your doorstep. And you won't have to do one tiring thing.
You can fly to any city you want to meet anyone, or you can talk to them on the phone. You could also, text/chat with them.
You can have bright light twenty-four hours a day without having to do a thing, and you can listen to any music you want anytime, anywhere.
You can find people everywhere who like exactly the same things you do, and you can print your own books.
You can buy almost anything from the other side of the earth, and you can build a house in a day.
You can be perfectly warm or cool at every moment, despite the season.
You can see the space through telescopes. And you can keep milk fresher longer than ever before.
You can visit caged wild animals in the middle of a city. And better off, you can have them with you at home. Virtual ones.
You can buy things to make you see and hear better, and you can live anywhere you want.
You can get your face like when it was new like a barbie, and you can be sick and not die for a really really long time.


BUT, WHY THE HELL CAN'T YOU FIGURE OUT A WAY, TO BE HAPPY, LIKE, ALL THE TIME?